And both are right – and wrong. Some films suffer badly going from the big screen to the tv set. Some will suffer badly going to the mobile screen. But the ones that matter, the ones with real plot and real characters that tell a real story, instead of being nothing more than special effects extravaganzas, those will work just as well on a 3 inch screen a foot from your face as on a 3 foot screen 12 feet from your face.

One: Don’t watch dramas on iPhones. Watch a surgery show instead.

Two: Buy fandago tickets on iPhone. Beat annoying people named Grill, I mean Grel, who wait in line two hours to watch some lame dribble, let’s say Atonement.

Three: David Lynch’s hearing aid does not have a setting high enough to allow him to “fucking experience in a trillion years” a movie on a telephone.