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I’ve always loved Raphael’s comic — it’s charming, well-written, and beautifully illustrated. However, I’ve often been bothered by Raphael’s tendency to dwell in self-pity, rather than express any one of the many positive aspects of his life. (See exhibit A; exhibit B.)

After making fun of him for the umpteenth time, the following conversation took place:

Me: “You know, if I wrote your comic, I would write about how your life is awesome and how you’re stupid for being such a big fucking baby all the time.”
Raphael: “Ok. Want to?”
Me: “Huh?”
Raphael: “You have a week.”

A short two months later, I whipped up the following gem. Enjoy.