I can read VERY slowly

I’m a few several months late on this one, but thanks to the kids at the OE Message Board for cluing me into the fact that Garfield is much, much funnier if you remove Garfield’s thought balloons; the strip’s original tired, empty humor is replaced by the simple pleasure of watching a deeply deluded man talk to his cat:

I'm Going to Put This Shirt on Garfield

There’s a lot more where this came from, and boy is it worth it — hell, that one isn’t even my favorite. I’ve compiled some of the best after the jump.

Can’t get enough? The charlatans who came up with this gag regularly post more in this thread, and there’s an even larger collection here.

... You're Awake
Garfield minus Garfield

Comments (20) to “I can read VERY slowly”

  1. Does using the phrase “after the jump” make me kind of a douche? I rather think it does.

  2. i am responsible for over one quarter of those comics. i’m famous!

  3. Oh cool, Kevin. Are you one of the guys posting in the Truthandbeautybombs thread?

  4. This stuff is great. Ran across these two articles in that forum thread. Interesting stuff…

    http://www.wondermark.com/tcsd/stripdoc_12.html
    http://www.wondermark.com/tcsd/stripdoc_5.html

  5. adam, i’m not sure if you were joking, but i posted five of those on the oemb. if you were, in fact joking, then i just totally crapped all over your joke.

  6. Oh, sorry Kevin, I didn’t realize I had lifted that many from the OEMB thread, and I also wasn’t sure which of the ones of the OEMB thread you had created and which you had just reposted. Sorry for the confusion! Please feel free to take one quarter of the credit for yourself.

  7. you owe me a quarter of all the money you make off of this blog post. plus tax.

  8. The song in the hampster game sounds really familiar. Was it possibly related to the dungeon theme on one of the Gameboy Zeldas, or something?

  9. Huh?

  10. The live action hamster game in your link blog. The song sounds familiar, though I’ve never played a C64 game. (I owned one, but it was defective & had no games.)

  11. Ah — it could have been. Rob Hubbard was a pretty influential composer in early game music, so there could certainly have been some cross-pollination going on — the song wouldn’t have been directly lifted into a Zelda tune, though.

  12. I miss you adam

  13. The world is much funnier if you pretend that Kevin and Adam are actually the same person.

  14. Only the last one is funny.

  15. Kind of like Arbuckle. http://tailsteak.com/arbuckle/

  16. it really is funnier without Garfield’s thought balloons!

  17. nice idea you came up with .. but a better idea was to remove the cat completely symbolizing a loner in modern culture

  18. I’ve seen another site where they remove garfield all together. It’s even funnier in a schizofrenik (?) kind of way.

  19. Imaginary date,Garfield imaginary too…ROFL ROFL

  20. I don’t understand why people give Garfield so much crap. Personally, I find the strip to be quite funny.

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